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Peter Burghardt

 

 

Peter Burghardt lives in Galesburg, Illinois where he attends Knox College.

 

 

Transmigration

 

This here a table

That there a chair

Between them a typewriter

With a third term to share

 

Monroe expired

July 4th, 1831

But turned inside out

Became bobbing

And bottle blonde

June 1st, 1926

 

I wonder if

Bobby, John and Joe

Would quite agree

When Jefferson pronounced,

There is a soul

With not a spot on it!

(Save, of course, above

The left upper lip)

 

 

Swift Poem for Moving

 

We have come too

Another place for staying

Out in the middle

The couch is small

But curiously delicate

Tan, nearly rolling

In the floor

How likely

The telephone nuzzles

An olive elephant trunk

Slipped from the wall

 

Isn’t this inertia

Taking hold

That old comfortable squeeze

Lollygagging through

My den and mucking

The thing up

 

 

Ach! Das Wetter

 

Your mother sure

Knows. To work

A crowd.

               The cheapness

 

Oh, don’t be so

Surly. If it came

Of its own

                 Accord

 

There isn’t much to be

Done. You think

You got it?

                  You trout

 

No person HAS it,

You puke. Just perhaps

Had it

          More than a bit ago

 

So man up and cover

Yourself. You smell

Quite foul

                 Like I need

                 a bigg er d

                 rink.

 

 

 

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