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RUPERT M. LOYDELL

Rupert M. Loydell was the Managing Editor of Stride Publications, and is currently the Editor of Stride magazine, as well as Reviews Editor of Orbis, Associate Editor of Avocado magazine and a regular contributor of articles and reviews to Tangents magazine. During 2003-2004, he was a Royal Literary Fund Project Fellow, working in Exeter schools, following a RLF Fellowship at Bath University. In 2004-2005, he was a RLF Fellow at Warwick University and Visiting Poet at Sherborne School. He is currently a Lecturer in Creative Writing at University College Falmouth. His publications include A Conference of Voices, The Museum of Light and Endlessly Divisible, and four collaborative works. He has worked in hundreds of schools and colleges, and run workshops for the Arvon Foundation.         

 

   

 

A POEM'S NOT FOR PEOPLE

a poem's not for people
who are afraid the sun won't rise tomorrow
who can help themselves but choose not to
who think giving advice is beneath them
who know the what but not the why

a poem's not for people
who are in a hurry to get a job
who want to work from home
who want their entertainment predictable
who hope their hotel room comes with an internet connection

a poem's not for people
who are easily dissuaded or discouraged
who can't follow a running gag
who pick and choose which laws they obey
who need to have simple answers

a poem's not for people
who pay attention to television
who have merely expressed an interest
who are easily offended
who giggle every time they see naked breasts

a poem's not for people who have never contemplated Helen of Troy
and wondered at a face that could launch a thousand ships

a poem's not for people
with queasy stomachs
with memory loss
with no attention span
with plans for the future
with guns in their homes

a poem's not for people
who won't accept their responsibility to analyze and understand

a poem's not for people
who sleep too much
who don't have a social life
who don't know what they want to do
who want to make other people do the same things

a poem's not for people
with nothing better to do

a poem's not for people
who can provide visions to order
who want to know who they were in a past life
who simply want to avoid hell and gain heaven instead
who are looking for special effects and bombs bursting in the ear

a poem's not for people
who don't like subtitles or weirdness
who are tired of spending half their lives in gridlock
who can't have an intelligent conversation
who are a burden and a threat
who are just passing through
who never do anything wrong
who are trying to cooperate
who know there is more to give
who are afraid of the dark

a poem's not for people
who don't like bone-rattlingly loud music
who like their songs to clock in under seven minutes
who aren't in the orchestra
who have two left feet
who dabble in the field
who take such things seriously

a poem's not for people
who are used to seeing somebody die before their eyes
who are mindless drones locked up in an artificial reality
who cannot stand being crowded or uncomfortable
who can't abide the idea of someone sleeping in their bed
who want big families with lots of kids
who are thinking about doing some project but have not yet started it
who think they have everything right and need nothing else
who say they haven't the time to learn

a poem's not for people who can't find their way blindfold 

 

 

WRONGFOOTED

 

Fingermarked CD sings and whistles,

clicks and repeats, over and over. I am

planning ahead and writing before required.

The collaboration is going well though it

is difficult to remember who is writing what.

 

Sound does not carry some deeper message;

however much you gather and assemble

you are still well and truly lost. The story

with no ending starts to resemble a city

you once visited where the cold and snow

made mapping bright and believable. Today

this alley is dark and you are a passer-by.

 

I am really nervous now. Let the guidebook

fall at your feet and learn to listen. Music

is a luxury to ward off thought's demands.

When it comes to dialogue I would rather

stay silent and let you do all the talking.

 

There are familiar faces in the paintings

and the waiter seems to remember us

from the last time we ate here.

Everything becomes itself if we rely

upon self-revelation and clear reception.

So whose turn is it now? There are emails

from all over but no record of my replies.

 

I never wanted much but the noise

in the street this morning is distracting.

Drills and dogs, lorries and kids,

are not the why behind the what.

Please stop by soon and disagree.

 

If you can only see the parts and not

the whole then the process isn't working.

If you can only see the road and not

the way home then you will be diverted.

It must be your turn now to speak;

I have to turn the record over

and learn again how to think.

 

This song is fatally flawed. I end up

talking to myself and not listening to

the words. I must write something simple

and teach myself to dance. It's not that

I've been wrongfooted, more a sudden blip.

 

 

TREADING SOME WELL-WORN TRACKS

 

Intrigued by sequences and projects as published,

I test tube the world and falsify writing in the desert.

Love transcends revelation and challenge;

the majority of poetry bores me. Individual poets' work

excites but is so often just ferret emptiness.

 

Revelation uses alphabetical or other structural devices,

prose poems with fraudulent habitats and wildlife,

test-tube culture and socio-politics. Fear is becoming

the fastest growing experience in the shock of the world;

a kind of framing device in the book of interviews I reviewed.

 

Send us peace and turmoil, bumps and irregularities,

a life supply of spirit. List all bizarre poems that are witty

and light up the dark, stop writing for quite a while,

try to allow paper for all. Get used to new ways and things

that can't work; readers aren't stupid unless they choose to be.

 

Freeriding gives associative deserts, offering

several intelligent ways to paddle through words

if an author is finding it difficult, a famous writing journey:

the wasteland versus inspiration, ostrich tossed in time,

with selected poems as a physical accomplishment.

 

I turn to the deep possibilities opened up. Poetry

doesn't have arctic expanses, tell stories or say anything,

it can be playful, arranged visually, can try and reproduce

the fastest growing way we think and challenge. Now

I have wildlife, wasteland, space open and seemingly casual.

 

Poetry should infuriate, bemuse, annoy and puzzle, help

construct a place. I calculate habitats and conversations

with the mind, a sponge originally designed by NASA.

Space is a physical, spiritual oasis the reader can dance in;

its very promise a spiritual global positioning device.

 

 

COUNTERFEIT WORD JAR

for rob mclennan

 

Each new word having the final say.

Places no one would feather duster

or think to look. Oh, what a bust,

 

bit of a counterfeit lemon curd jar,

no longer open or undisturbed,

unaffected by the particulars of change.

 

Where were you when I started speaking?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

I'm still here recognising familiar marks,

 

learning in the end what the cost is,

making molehills out of mountaineers.

Even trends are no longer fashionable.

 

I refuse to believe premonitions I've had.

I say that we is all accidental, with only

the faintest outline putting out a thin finger.

 

Smart deck-chair monkeys keep their mouths shut,

standing to hope again. Not even this is constant;

I have entered the ranks of the anonymous.

 

You, once you hit something, break it:

lines so sharp, embedded in clean skin.

I means it, she says, it's a hell of a date.

 

Screeching laughter leaves the faintest scar,

helter-skelter haemorrhage would sacrifice you

on the telephone. I want to call, restless whilst idle.

 

I calculate association so it must be true.

When was the last time you saw charred bone?

No going back, nine-times-nine days have gone.

 

Step away to leave until she gets back

and you, too, begin to jump and swirl,

dreaming months beyond reconstruction.

 

Co-operative random slacker of self & epic proportion,

I would like to dedicate a life supply of hangovers to you.

I'll lighthouse rough earth, become impossible to hurt.

 

Please, I have long intent for another thirty years:

compelling, awe-inspiring & masterful; an end

on top of another one. I can't slow down just yet.

 

 

NOTHING MORE

 

There are counsellors in the school hall

and we've all received a letter home.

Everyone wants to talk, but I would rather

be on my own and try to work out what

is going on. Late last night there were

drummers practising behind our house.

Throbbing rhythms with percussion

ornamenting primal thump. My daughter

could hear them too, it wasn't imagination.

The mist hasn't quite cleared from my brain

this morning, although we managed

to get the kids off to nursery and school.

Everything used to be straightforward,

now its all rushing around to find time,

learning how to explain, how to swim

through homework, clubs and childcare

toward the day job. It's bitter outside.

How could anyone kill their child? Covered

in mud and realising what we have done

we make our way toward confession

and arrest. Weak tea and soft voices

can't undo what has happened. The beat

went on and on, rocking me to sleep.

The police and school issue statements;

sun burns away the haze, drying out

the flowers and moisture in the air.

Everyone is talking to themselves,

wondering if they could have helped

or if there is anything to do now.

Pockets of grief trip me up all day.

I'm staying put and imposing media silence

although local news have already dropped

the story. There's nothing more to say.

 

 

CRUMBS

for Brian

 

Today, I imagined you drinking tea

from a china cup and saucer, and

dropping crumbs on the brown jacket

you always wear. Peering uncertainly

 

at the world in a steamed-up café,

you were wondering how to capture

the past, which has yet to catch up

with itself in this small Dorset town.

 

In the abbey, someone wanted

to tell me all about the place,

wouldn't let the silence speak.

I smiled thinly and moved away.

 

Later, I saw you in the park, scarf

and overcoat on, pondering what

to write, wondering why the world

had changed and wouldn't let you be.

 

The past is attractive, but now the train

is taking me home. Even there, tomorrow

has yet to arrive. I dunk my biscuit

in memory and watch time drip away.

 

 

POETRY LETTERS

 

Dear Neil

 

It's easy, isn't it? You just

put words in a row until the end

of the line, then do it again

on the next. After a while

your poem grinds to a halt

and you write another one.

There's no trick to it, no

waiting for the muse

to whisper in your ear.

Words are where it's at,

language the stuff

to be waded around in

and organised how you will.

Of course, reading as much

as you can always helps:

poems you don't want to like,

things you don't understand,

old favourites and what's

just come out. That's why

I review and run a magazine -

free books and launch events.

There's far too much poetry

about, and most of it is bad.

Self-confession, self-expression,

people with something to say.

Which usually means a long

lecture on a favourite cause

or details of some epiphany,

an emotional response which

I'm sure was very moving

at the time, but not now,

least not the way it's been

described. And what is it with

bad design and scruffy booklets

in this day and age? I mean

computers are two a penny,

you'd think people would try!

But then you'd think people

would think, and they don't.

If people haven't got the nous

to read about what they are

trying to write, it's no wonder

the stuff turns out so bad. We all

had to start somewhere, I know,

but not like that, surely?

 

*

 

Dear Neil

 

It's my book launch tomorrow,

which means buying drinks

for everyone and trying to flog

enough copies to pay the bill.

I guess if I was truly ruthless

I wouldn't give away freebies,

I'd insist everyone must pay,

but I prefer to have friends

than unwilling customers,

readers than boxes of books.

Of course, it will be good

to see some of those who turn up;

it's always surprising who does.

But there'll also be the writer

who wants to corner me for advice;

an author who 'happens to have'

several unpublished books with her,

in handwritten loose-leaved form;

the bloke whose work I've refused

to publish, wanting to know why;

and worst of all, the local loony

ready to argue for free booze.

 

*

 

Dear Neil

 

Well, I didn't sell many books

but I wasn't really surprised -

I couldn't hear myself speak

over the noise in the bar.

There were three things

all on at once, so no-one

was really quite sure what

they were there for. Except

for the open-mike brigade,

who knew exactly what:

to read poems to one other.

Heaven forbid that they'd

buy a book! What would

they want to do that for?

Still, they didn't drink much;

our table had to deal with

the bottles of leftover wine

after they'd trooped back in

for part two of their event.

And I only got asked once

what my work was about.

'Language,' I said. 'Would you

like a drink? I know I would.'

That seemed to do the trick,

she didn't hang around.

 

*

 

Dear Neil

 

I haven't sat behind a table

trying to flog poetry books

for over a decade now.

Today reminded me why.

The sunniest day of the year

and I'm upstairs in the library.

All the publishers knew each other

and grunted hello if they were on

speaking terms. If they weren't,

they didn't. The 'extra publicity'

was a handwritten sheet of paper

sellotaped to the wall with an arrow

pointing up; perhaps a dozen people

took note throughout the day.

And some bright spark decided

we needed poetry readings to

liven things up. I sloped off

and after lunch traded for

some books I'd had my eye on,

packed up early and came home.

 

*

 

Dear Neil

 

When I start moaning about

editors producing pedestrian

anthologies, or reviewers

who miss the point, or just

poetry in general, it's best

to ignore me, or just buy me

another drink. I soon run out

of steam and quieten down.

Andy's right when he says

he can't be bothered listening

to us all 'shouting at each other

in the playground'. The poetry

world's too small, but somehow

tempers and hackles get raised.

'A bitch of poets' is one of those

true clichés, we're simply made

that way. On a serious note though,

why are so many writers happy

to churn out the stuff they do?

There's so much to be excited by,

so many ways to write, such

brilliant books to read. And yet

if you believed newspaper reviews

or what's on bookshop shelves,

you'd soon give up on poetry,

which is exactly what readers

have done. It's nothing to do

with relevance, accessibility

or rhyme, they're just bored.

Me too. And probably you.

 

*

 

Dear Neil

 

The latest issue arrived. What

is the editor on? More letters

and chat than poems, and his

wife gets another article in,

as she does every time! I've

tried to suggest things when

he occasionally asks for ideas,

but it seems like they're always

ignored. You or I couldn't make

a magazine duller if we wanted to.

You'd think free verse hadn't been

invented, that there is only one

way to writeŠ On these pages

the empire never ended, and

the country's never been to war.

William Burroughs wrote about

words being a time machine -

this limp paperback's the proof.

I'm ashamed to be in it, but

no-one else would take the poem.

I won't be sending them anything

else again, you can be sure of that!

Although that squib about the dark

might fit, or the one about me lost

at sea and listening to the waves.

You know the one? You didn't like it

at all, but then what do you know?

You don't edit a magazine like me

or know the right kind of people.

It's who you know that matters

far more than what you write.

You must have learnt that by now?

 

*

 

Dear Neil

 

My tongue

is firmly

in my cheek.

 

   

 

 

 

 

copyright © Rupert M. Loydell